vaticancamiohs and sassytail
I’m actually allergic to all seafood, but my dad, aunt, and uncle are going to eat it for dinner tomorrow.
I actually started screaming “AM I MOR-” really loudly and now I’m amazed and embarrassed at the same time.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark